If you were a birth certificate, where would you be??

Keith starts school on Tuesday - first day of Kindergarten! That is, if I can get my act together and find my lease and his birth certificate. I *used* to have his and Henry's birth certificates together in a safe spot, but then we moved. And now, well, I forget where I put them. Oops. Fortunately my office isn't that large, so I should be able to find them relatively quickly, if I just started looking for them. Note to self - start looking. Preferably before Tuesday morning.